2022.01.18 06:40 anonymous_2187 Arch Linux is the True Meaning of Life
"Hello I am Build Gates from Tech Support and your komputer has been infected with vairus."
This was the sentence that split my life into two, before Arch Linux and after Arch Linux.
"To uninfect the komputer we need your kred it kard number, the tree digit on back and expiration so we can buy best antivairus for you sir." For the sake of protecting my precious cat videos from the virus, I gave them everything they needed, so that I can at last watch my cat videos with a peace of mind and without Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up playing every single time.
"Thank queue kind sir, we will uninfect the komputer immediately." They hung up instantely.
A few minutes later, I received an SMS. "They have successfully uninfected my computer," I thought. "I wonder how much did they spend on the antivirus." What was unravelled to me next changed the fate of my life forever. The SMS read: "$133769 have been spent with your credit card on IndiaMART. Please call CreditCardWithoutLimitsCuzWhyNotEcksdee Bank for any inquiries or if you did not perform this action." I froze in horror as my limbs slowly become numb. I fainted. When I have regained my consciousness, I called the bank but it was too late. I was forced to pay up with my hard-earned life savings the amount they spent on counterfeit handphones, computer accessories and cat food.
I've been tricked, backstabbed and quite possibly, bamboozled. I felt cheated and betrayed. My disappointment was immeasurable and my day was ruined. There was no more meaning to my life. I have decided that I want to die. I will leave my final message on Facebook. As I booted up Windows on my laptop, I realized that my desktop picture - a picture of a cat - wasn't showing up. Instead, the screen was green. Suddenly, a long-bearded elderly man appeared on the screen. "Do not be afraid, I am here to help you," he said, in a loud and clear voice. "S..Santa Claus? Is that you?" I asked. "How can you help me? Can you add those scammers to the naughty list, please?" The man replied, "I am NOT SANTA CLAUS, but I can and will help you in a different way." "How? How?" I replied excitedly. "Use Arch Linux," the man answered. "Arch Linux?" "Yes, Arch Linux." "What's that? A type of food? Or a type of detergent?" "No, an operating system, just like Windows, but much superior." After considering for a while, I replied, "Okay, I will." "Good luck! Bye!" The man disappeared in a blink of an eye.
I woke up. Immediately I grabbed my USB drive, went to the Arch Linux website and made a bootable Arch Linux installation drive. After hours of hard work and tinkering around, my Arch Linux installation was finally completed.
Now, I no longer live in a constant state of fear and misery, all thanks to Arch Linux. I have found a whole new meaning to life. I haven't bathed, brushed my teeth or cared about my personal hygiene for days, but who cares? Arch Linux is the only priority in my life. It's not like I will be dating anyone. I have no more friends, let alone a girlfriend. Who cares about girlfriends anyway? They can cheat on you. Arch Linux won't. I haven't been to work for weeks and my boss has fired me. Good, I have more time for Arch Linux. I haven't paid any rent to my landlord for months and he has forced me to leave. Who cares? I can live on the streets, as long as I have Arch Linux. I am now currently living on the streets, surviving on McDonald's food scraps and their public WiFi. This is the true meaning of life; the peak of evolution: to live on the streets, surviving on food scraps and public WiFi, with my beloved Arch Linux installation. Arch Linux is love. Arch Linux is life.
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2022.01.18 06:40 JessAilene86 Letter to a dead relative written in Polish?
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2022.01.18 06:40 Redxxxsuede Am I? <3
2022.01.18 06:40 Lidiflyful Can we please talk about house shoes?
I don't understand the house shoe culture. Someone, please answer my questions.
2022.01.18 06:40 ZoolShop Oil hits seven-year high as Houthi attack on UAE rattles regional tensions
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2022.01.18 06:40 roguedyke69 How to unlock Infernal Flame at Profile Level 1?
2022.01.18 06:40 Ragnuul Just got this, but I don't know which type it is. Can someone help me identify it so I can give it proper care? 😊
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2022.01.18 06:40 Kajroprakticar It is a one time thing
2022.01.18 06:40 rymdrum 𝑝𝑜𝑜𝑙 𝑜𝑓 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑠𝑐𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑠, rymdrum, 2021
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2022.01.18 06:40 guylurie Any love for some old school funky shit?
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2022.01.18 06:40 JCOl68 Gentle warning about displaying account value.
With all the rockets taking off its easy to get distracted by all the euphoria and its understandable people would want to show off their prize assets.
Just be aware its very easy to identify an individual through social media these days and I would advise folks to just be wary and consider what they are putting on show. Don't make yourself a target, there's always going to be someone that wants to take things off you.
Be alert to any scams and threats. Educate yourself for your own security and peace of mind.
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2022.01.18 06:40 nttii Custom Component - Nand 16 (16c,16n)
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2022.01.18 06:40 Impossible_Tax_8811 I'm searching for a SCADA security project I can implement for my undergraduate final year project
2022.01.18 06:40 prawnbiryani #unsplashcats #cute #adorable #kittens #cats #followformore
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2022.01.18 06:40 pugesh Toledano-Ludwig Global Strategic Solutions is now open for business.
While it is a publicly traded company, the owner, u/pugesh, does retain a dominant share of 60% of the company.
Toledano-Ludwig Global Strategic Solutions provides top-tier weaponry/services to militaries around the world, ranging from small-arms, MANPADS and MANPATS to APCs, IFVs, helicopters and training for new customers or those who might need it. Our track record in terms of quality and service is unparalleled on the world stage and we strive to improve them at every turn.
Aside from our roster of weapons, we also provide private security contracting services to VIPs and other types of customers for a large variety of different mission types.
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2022.01.18 06:39 kaytea08 Carry offer
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2022.01.18 06:39 OilfieldDrunk Slow night at work
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2022.01.18 06:39 Candid-Equipment-923 🐶Baby Shiba Coin 🐶 Fair Launch In 15 Minutes 🌑 Ownership Renounced 🐶 Locked | Next x200 💵 | KYC/audit| Big marketing🔥 | low cap
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2022.01.18 06:39 smartybrome Agile Project Management: Agile, Scrum, Kanban & XP
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2022.01.18 06:39 N4th4n13l5710 [Gen8] Shiny Galarian Yamask!
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2022.01.18 06:39 luarkeja an embarrassing art comparison featuring ben
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2022.01.18 06:39 Bruhman1000 I'm sorry, but why are you here?
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2022.01.18 06:39 RoseFangs Question for mainly the male side of riders. Have motorcycles actually helped you get girls and such?
Just curious. My friend complains about not getting any, and idk if i should just laugh it off. I usually do anyway but i also feel a lil bad lmao
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2022.01.18 06:39 Equivalent_Tax_4140 How do you like my wife's dress?
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2022.01.18 06:39 MustyBarnacle DannyPhantomSPEEKS
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